Well, I'm off to the UK School Games. Call in for top quality sport if you're in Sheffield. I doubt I'll have web access or the time to blog, so you'll have to live without acerbic social commentary for a few days. Read a book or a newspaper! You won't hear much from me for a couple of days afterwards either: it's graduation so I'll be dressed up as a pair of 1980s Laura Ashley curtains wishing former students well (or good riddance).
Here's the speech I'll be making at graduation: