Ironically, I've been asked by a certain national newspaper's website to submit a diary of the academic's summer. Having been asked numerous times recently what I do with my '3-month holiday', I'm about ready to snap, so I said yes.
Here's an illustration, from one of the best scenes in that wonderful film, Office Space:
And with that: TO THE LIBRARY! If you're bored, read this very interesting piece on social media usage in academia.