Lock them out

Tory whips (party managers) are getting panicky about the tuition fees vote. Parliament is besieged by student protestors and the whips are worried that their MPs won't be able to get in.

Tory MPs receiving email from panicky Whips' Office asking them to "return to Parliamentary estate". They're being asked "Are you inside?" 

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So students, if you see this man, or any number of fat, white, well-dressed men and women with braying accents, engage them in a very, very long conversation - until about 5.30.

* You may not spot Paul Uppal. He'll be smuggled in up David Cameron's lower intestine, only the soles of his shoes visible. He's been there a while now.