Monday, 2 August 2010

Fresh hope for Man U

Anderson's on fire. Not only did he manage to hit something, but he scored too. As long as 'a farm wall' and 'an young Brazilian woman' count - his record for the Red Devils is none too impressive.

Silly boy - spends the night in a club, crams two passengers into his 2-seat car and manages to plough it into a wall in a serious crash.

You don't get this kind of behaviour at Stoke City. Mostly because if you left your car outside a club all night, it wouldn't have any wheels by the time you drunkenly tried to get it home.

4 comments:

Emma said...

Do they still play football at Stoke? I thought it was all throwing and long balls.

The Plashing Vole said...

Seems to work though!

Emma said...

Seems to it the sense that on the surface they can take points from the big four but when you dig a little deeper you realise they've been devoid of silverware for a VERY long time

The Plashing Vole said...

When did Man U win the Autoglass Windshield trophy twice?

I rest my case.