Anderson's on fire. Not only did he manage to hit something, but he scored too. As long as 'a farm wall' and 'an young Brazilian woman' count - his record for the Red Devils is none too impressive.
Silly boy - spends the night in a club, crams two passengers into his 2-seat car and manages to plough it into a wall in a serious crash.
You don't get this kind of behaviour at Stoke City. Mostly because if you left your car outside a club all night, it wouldn't have any wheels by the time you drunkenly tried to get it home.