Friday 29 May 2009
Sralan
My wonderful brother sent me a link to Cassette Boy's (that's his main site) take on The Apprentice (which I hate with a passion). I didn't know that the great man put stuff on YouTube as well as release albums (I love The Meat Section). I should be marking but I'll have to watch CassetteBoy versus Jeremy Clarkson. The Gordon Brown one is genius too. Do not play the Harry Potter ones in polite society.
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Are we related?
I thought I was the only person who hated The Apprentice. (although my father does dislike it)
Ah, its a good bit of fun. It also gives a man from West Bromwich (well, Hagley which is a bit more upmarket but we'll take what we can get) an opportunity to get his face on the tele, not once, not twice but a third time. You get rid of The Apprentice, you crush the people of Sandwell's dreams.
Cassette Boy's take on the Apprentice is hilarious, but not as hilarious as watching the real thing. Watching the Apprentice is a bit like watching Eurovision, you don't actually care who's going to win, the sole purpose is comedy value - who has the biggest ego, who has the most vicious catfights, who spouts the most bullshit, huh, hum, sorry, management buzzwords, and who cocks up the most that week. Next week it's the interview stage, and it looks like the candidates have lied their pants off and put some spectacularly inappropriate phrases on their CV. James has apparently said something about spunk on his. Genius! I can't wait!
I shall not hear a bad word said about the apprentice. There should be a montage of Nick's various faces. He looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp half the time. And I think the man is a legend. Sir Alan can just sod off. I heard a rumour that when he sits in his boardroom chair, his feet dangle off the floor, as he is too short.
It may not be true, but it provided me with a funny mental image.
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